Another great tool for having fun flirty conversations is Banter. I first learned this from Lance Mason and it’s an amazing tool.  Below is a compilation of Banter Lines. Instead of memorizing a bunch of random lines, it is much easier, more fun and generates more attraction to use them in the form of a role play described below. Keep in mind, these lines will not work unless you deliver them with the right tone and energy. Its not the lines, its how you say it.

Boyfriend Girlfriend / Married Couple Routines

1.”I was gonna kidnap you to vegas and get us married by elvis, but
nevermind..:)”
2.I’m too high maintenance for you.
3.Careful girl, I’m a heartbreak waiting to happen.
4.Well, It wouldn’t work between us. It’s just not possible. We’d get along
TOO well and the sex would be TOO good.
5.”ok were broken up. i want my cds back”
6.I’m so out of your league
7.Don’t get your hopes up. I’m not easy.
8.”THATS IT! I WANT A DIVORCE! I’m taking the HOUSE and the CAR! You can get the kids”
9.that’s it, im breaking up with you! it is so over. i’m sorry im just a needy
guy and im not getting enough attention.
10.”you are the worst girl friend EVER!” “i feel like i dont even know you
anymore!”
11.Hey! I’m not just some trophy husband you can use for sex! I have feelings
too, you know!
12.”you’re sleeping on the couch tonight!”
13.You: We’re too much a like. We’d never get along
Her: Why?
You: Because we’d never have anything significant to argue about. So we’d
have to make
up petty little things to fight about… And I’d always win.
Her: No you wouldn’t
You: Yes I would
Her: No
You: You see, we’re arguing right now… And you started it
Her: No I didn’t. You did
You: OMG, just let it go. If you’re going to keep acting like this, I will
so have to break up
with you
You: Do you want to have an argument?
Her: No
You: Yes you do

Bratty Little Sister

1.We would never get along, you are like my cute bratty little sister.
2.I’ll beat up the boys that make you cry and you can tell me which of your little friends think I’m cute. We will go out and you can help me pick up chicks
3.You must’ve driven your parents crazy.
4.”This is the LAST time I let you out unsupervised”
5.You seem very poke able”. Poke her. If you want to do a take away, say
something like “Eh, maybe a little.” ALSO “Your hair seems very pullable/yankable”

Hired Gun

Her: Can I help you?
You: Yeah, I need a back rub and a warm bath
You: So what do they pay you here, like $10,000 a week?
Her: No
You: Oh, that’s too bad. I was going to ask you out. But I’m looking for a
rich girl.
Her: Have a nice day.
You: Hey, don’t tell me what to do. I’ve known you five minutes and you’re
already trying
to control me!

Stop Falling In Love with Me!

1.Did you come over here just to flirt with me. My mother warned me about girls like you.
2.I don’t think my girlfriend would like it that you’re hitting on me.
3.”Stop undressing me with your eyes”
4.”Yeah right, you’re totally going to write about me in your diary tonight.
It’s going to be all like…”
(said in a girly voice) “DEAR DIARY, I MET THIS TOTALLY CUTE GUY NAMED TODAY, HE’S REALLY COOL AND SMART AND FUNNY, AND I HOPE HE LIKES ME BECAUSEI TOTALLY LIKE HIM! BUT I CAN’T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE BOYS HAVE COOTIES! HEART SMILEY FACE
!”Cue the laughing & arm-punching.
5.Stop trying to impress me
6.Stop trying to make me jealous (whenever talking about other guys)
7.Are you always like this, or just with guys you’re attracted to?
8.You better be getting back to your friends before they realize you’re over
here flirting with me. But before you go… (awesome time constraint)
9.I’m not gonna go back to your house to “[finger quotes] check out your
stereo” or your “stamp collection” or whatever. I need trust, comfort, and connection first.
10. You’re either the coolest girl I’ve met in a long time, or you’re a total
weirdo, I can’t tell. Probably a little bit of both.

Random routines/lines

1. Get a digital camera and have a “photo shoot”: one smiling, one looking tough, and one with her kissing you on the cheek. Afterwards say “we make a great couple don’t we?” if she agrees, you’re in.

2. Embarrassment Contest
Have an embarrassment contest with her. This work’s best if you’re both not
shy, but you’re even less shy. “I bet I can embarrass you more than you can embarrass
me”. Go up to random girls and say, “My friend thinks you’re pretty, she’s a little
shy, but she wants to meet you.” Start introducing her to random people as your wife, who’s
pregnant. “Want to feel the baby?”. This is pretty limitless. Get creative and crazy.
This work’s best if you’re both not shy, but you’re even less shy. “I bet I can embarrass
you more than you can embarrass me”. ” this one is gold, I swear!

I did it with a girl and you really build up a connection
I used this:
I took her close to a group and started screaming:
” No woman! I don’t want to have sex with you in the bathroom, is it all you
ever do? Relationships are also about love you know…..”
Then I walked away, she was really embarrassed but she laughed about it later.

Blowouts

1.”Ah I’m sorry! I totally skipped the part where I was supposed to impress you.”
2.You are just like one of those mean girls from high school that used to pick on me!
3.If she’s busting on you: “”Damn, it’s a good thing I have such high self
esteem. That could’ve really hurt my feelings.”
4.Or if you showed already a cocky funny attitude:
“Oh my god! As if my self esteem wasn’t low enough already!”
5.If a girl acts grumpy, tell her “you know if you were a Smurf you would be
grumpy Smurf.”
6.If a girl tells you ‘I will talk to you later’ I respond with “don’t
threaten me!”
7.”There is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix.”
8.If she says something to hurt my feelings. “WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS!?”

Please help me add to this collection, post a comment below with your favorite banter line or routine.

Cheers,

Robbie Kramer