One of my favorite ways to have fun flirty conversations is to intentionally act like a pain in the ass.

Now if you thinking right now, I can’t do that, I never act like a pain in the ass then all I can say is B.S.!

If I polled your closest friends and family and asked them what your most annoying quality is,

I’m sure they will come up with something and agree that you are a pain in the ass.

NO EXCUSES ALLOWED, got it?  Ok Good…

I digress, so what do I mean by pain in the ass?  I can be a pretty selfish jerk at times, so the easiest way I get to be a pain in the ass is by avoiding/denying favors for people.

Here’s a simple example:

Stranger: How are you doing?

Me: Don’t you think that is kinda a personal question!?!?

Stranger: Do you have the time?

Me: Yeah, its time for you to get a watch.

Of course I’m joking around and playing but that is what flirting is all about.  Let’s say you are at the dinner table and your date asks you to pass the ketchup.

Give her a look like she just said something incredibly offensive about your mother and exclaim ; NO way in hell!

It’s all about absurdity.

How about this one… “Hey Robbie, what have you been up to?” “Well, I just had a big lunch and im up to 195, thanks for making me like a fatass, you big jerk!”

All of the above examples are silly and stupid and that is what flirting is all about.

If you practice giving everyone shit, it will become second nature and you will start to do it around attractive women.  And trust me, attractive women are not given nearly enough shit, so when they get it, THEY LOVE IT!

It’s a like a breath of fresh air, if you don’t believe me, just ask one.

Here is my favorite, anytime a woman asks you to do a favor, ALWAYS say NO, and then do it anyway and give her shit about it.  The other side of coin and a definite must do is constantly demand things.

My girlfriend tells me almost daily “You’re so bossy!” and she loves it!  I boss her around as much as possible.  It’s a great demonstration of how to be masculine and leading.

So here’s the moral of the story: be difficult, be bossy and give people shit!  It’s just more fun that way

Cheers,
Robbie Kramer