Continuation from I Love Discounts Part 1…

I was searching for good pictures for “discounts” and all I could find was the picture here labeled “hot chicks with a d-bag.”  Same difference!

Tip #3 – Always Deal w/ The Opposite Sex: I posted about how I used my flirting skills to get a discount for EZ Lube, so although this is pretty obvious, it’s a little easier to use your sex appeal to tilt the odds in your favor.  Let’s say you want to return something at Target and your not sure if they are gonna buy into your b.s. story about the product being no good.  Having that chance of sexy-time on your team is a good balloon.  If you’re confused, good, I wanted to make sure you were paying attention and not reading this article while watching TV.  Anyways…  if you’re a guy, always try to interact with a female sales person, customer service rep, server, you name it, your chance of discounts increases dramatically.

Tip #4 - “What Can I Do For You?” This is the greatest question you could add to your arsenal.  Imagine working at Walgreens for 8 hours and dealing with annoying customers all night when unexpectedly a customer asks you “Is there anything I can do for you?” after you ring him up.  That will def. get your attention right?  Be willing to offer other people your listening.  In other words, just listen to people and give them the time of day instead of not caring like everyone else.  People LOVE when others listen to them, in fact, it is one of the greatest gifts you can give someone, so start giving!  You will get the love back in spades and cash.

Tip #5 – Steal: That’s right, the best discount of them all is the “five finger discount!”  If you can get away with it, who’se better then you right?  WRONG!!!  The law of attraction will turn around and bite you in the ass, karma is a bitch so this last tip is not really a tip, its more like a message from Robbie Kramer saying – don’t steal stuff, it’s lame!

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