The sluttiest day of the year is coming up fast, so I'm here to help you prepare for the fun.

​Most guys wait until the last minute to put together a costume and end up choosing horribly. If you've ever worn a mask and went as anything scary on Halloween, finish this email, then punch yourself in the face. Scary costumes and hiding your face is all the vibe if your goal is repelling beautiful women.

​But if not...

​I have a costume that I've worn every year since 2006, and I've never bothered washing it either, or changing my underwear.​

This costume absolutely dominates because it's a magnet for women, it's comfortable to wear, it's funny, sexy and if you do it with another buddy or two, you'll probably win the best costume award, which means social proof and more attention.

Here's the costume:

If you're not sold just yet, let me pontificate on why this costume crushes all other costumes.​

1. It is a perfect mixture of funny and sexual.

2. It's really easy to make.

3. It's great worn solo and even better as a group.

4. Women will grab at your schlong which is almost never a bad thing.

5. It's the best conversation starter of all time. You can literally walk through the room "accidentally" bumping people with your wanker. Bonus style points for feigning the "accident" part.​

A couple of my clients saw this photo and their first reaction was CRINGE.

If this was your reaction, you really need coaching too because you've got some substantial inner game and limiting beliefs around sexuality to work through. Ignoring these issues will sabotage your efforts in the dating game.

The most difficult thing about the costume is getting the shirts printed. The second most difficult thing is making the fake boner.

Costume Construction:

• Custom T-shirts made, or you can order from Robbie with at least 2 weeks notice.

• Light grey sweatpants. If you use a different color you can’t see the boner as well. Make sure you buy larger sizes to accommodate for boner.

• Head bands

• Wrist bands

• Belt to use for boner design

• Silver hair spray

• Tennis Shoes

• Boner Design – Roll a few sheets of newspaper into a cylinder. Fold the cylinder in half in U shape. Use strong tape to connect the top parts of the U so it looks like a dick, then tape golf ball to the top which forms the head. The belt will go through the bottom of the U.

Your Halloween Pre-Party

Drumroll please... this genius pre-party idea:

The genius of this idea is that is understands hot girl culture while slightly making fun of it.

Guess who's gonna show up to this super simple and easy to host shindig?

Guys won't have a costume ready, unless they read this newsletter and they don't care about photos like hot girls do... so not only will you have a great time and get great photos, but you'll likely end up with a great ratio.

I wish I could take credit as the inventor of this idea but it was one of my incredibly savvy coaching clients.

However, I will take credit for helping him build an epic social circle which lead him to these sort of party ideas.

​So please, for the love of Halloween, wear the costume I suggested, use this flyer, and host this little pre-party to maximize your chances for fun and sexy connections this year.

If you don’t wanna rock Team Viagra, here are my Top 5 Tips For Crushing Halloween

1.  Your Costume:

Halloween is the one night of the year where you can wear ANYTHING without anyone thinking you are weird. 

• Don't wear masks! Only creepy dudes wear masks, and the worst ones are the ones that cover your whole face.  Women will typically freaked out in a bad way by a dude approaching her in a Freddy Kruger mask carrying a knife.  If you are just wearing something that covers your eyes, like a power rangers blind fold, that's  ok.

• Don't wear huge, boxy costumes. I've seen some guys dressing up in these gigantic costumes: Ipods, One Night Stands (he was wearing a lampshade and had a night stand around his waist), cereal box, etc...  These costumes can be funny and original, but it's gonna make it really hard to get physically close to women if you are wearing a box around your body.

• Wear something that shows off your assets. If you are in really good shape, it's the one night you can get away with going shirtless or wearing minimal clothing so use it to your advantage.

• If you are interested in hooking up on Halloween night, if your costume has some sort of sexual connotation, it will naturally come up in conversation.

2.  The Venue:

If you want to have a fun, chill night and really connect with people, go to a house party or a smaller venue.  Large nightclubs and parties are always extremely loud, packed with people and you have to deal with long drink lines, bouncers and lots of drunk pushy people.  House parties are my favorite because women will assume you are already cool and that they can trust you to not be some lunatic.  That always makes it easier.

3.  How To Start The Conversation:

The key is to always be authentic, be bold, and be original.  I'll tell you how to do that in a minute but first let me tell you what NOT to do:

• Don't ask "So what are you supposed to be?" Chances are she's heard that 20 times already.

• Don't say "Cool costume, where did you get it!" Chances are she's also heard that one 2 minutes ago.

• Any other blatantly obvious things that most guys typically ask including: "you come here often, you live close by etc..."

Do this instead:

• If you want to be witty, say the opposite of what you are thinking.  If a girl walks by in her underwear, say "Why would you wear such a baggy and conservative costume, come on, it's Halloween!"

• Don't hang out talking with only the people you came with, go out, meet new people, push your comfort zone and you'll have a lot more fun!

4.  The After Party

It's Halloween, you're probably not gonna have the chance to make a really strong emotional connection at a loud, crazy and high energy venue, so the odds of her remembering who you are and returning your calls/texts aren't very good.  If you do go to one of these crazy places, make sure to have an after party venue in mind to bounce girls to a little before the party starts to die.

5.  Have Fun Pushing Your Comfort Zone

Halloween is one of the best nights to go out and try to some really aggressive stuff you are typically to scared to do.  The "slut" factor that most women have to deal with totally goes out the window on Halloween and women are more likely to lose their inhibition and do whatever they want free of social stigma.  If you want to get a little freaky, go for it!  Be a little more aggressive when you would typically hold back. I'm not saying, "be a sleazeball" but take a risk and make more moves! 

Happy Halloween,

Robbie